Ever tinkering with the process to give YOU, the Wing Nation, the best review possible.
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2010 THE SCORE 3.2:
STYLE: | buffalo style, gourmet, frozen, pizza, Chinese, experimental, Colonel (kfc like) | |
PRICE: | $__ for ___# of wings | |
SAUCES: | ||
HEAT: | Nothing/Tingle/Burning/PAIN* *(relative to Wing King’s tolerance) Scoville Units where available | |
WETNAP FACTOR: | · Mushy · Dry · Drizzle · Wet · Drowning | |
SIZE: | · Pidgeon/Small= -1/0.5 · Medium= 1 · Large= 2 · Jumbo = 3 | /3 |
CRISPINESS: | · Mushy/Rock Hard= -1/1 · Crisp= 2 · Crispy/Crunchy= 3 | /3 |
FLAVOUR: | · Bad= 0 · OK/Decent= 1 · Good= 2 · Great= 3 | /3 |
SIDES: | Veggies Dip Fries Other | |
CLEAN UP: | Napkin Wetnap Wing Bowl/Plate Warm towel | |
WING NIGHT: | ½ price AYCE 2-4-1 | /1 |
OTHER: | Patio, pop refills | |
TOTAL: | 0-2=Not worth it 3-5=ok 6-8=good 9+=GREAT | /10 |
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The BELOW are now the OLD SCORES:
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Here is the SCORE 3.0 - a new score for a new generation of reviews.
STYLE: | buffalo style, gourmet, frozen, pizza, Chinese, experimental, Colonel (kfc like) | |
PRICE: | $$ for how many wings | |
SAUCES: | More than 6 choices = 1 point | /1 |
HEAT: | Nothing/Tingle/Burning/PAIN* *(relative to Wing King’s tolerance) Scoville Units where available | |
SIZE: | § Small =0.5/-1 § Medium =1 § Large =2 § Jumbo =3 | /3 |
WETNAP FACTOR: | § Dry = 1 § Wet = 2 § Dripping =3 § Drowning =1 | /3 |
CRISPINESS: | § Mushy/Rock Hard =-1 § Chewy =1 § Crisp =2 § Crunchy =3 | /3 |
FLAVOUR: | § Bad = 0 § OK =1 § Good=2 § Great=3 | /3 |
SIDES: | § Veggies =1 § Dip =1 § Fries =1 | /3 |
CLEAN UP: | § Napkin =1 § Wetnap =1 § Wing Bowl/Plate =1 § warm towel=1 bp | /3 |
WING NIGHT: | /1 | |
OTHER: | 1-7=Not worth it 8-11=ok 12-16=good 17+=GREAT | /20 |
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The following is now the OLD SCORE:
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With a new year comes a new score. Now what people like in wings is very subjective. For instance, what makes someone else cry will not cause me to cry (Stephen Colbert interviewed a woman who thought Ketchup was too spicy!)
Keeping that in mind, here is how we will be grading each places wings:
The NEW SCORE
STYLE: -so what kind of wings are they?: Buffalo style, gourmet, frozen, pizza, chinese,
experimental, battered etc
SAUCES: -what sauces - hot, medium, bbq etc
SIZE: -Jumbo(2 points) Large(1) Medium (.5) Smal (0) Pidgeon (-1)
OUT OF 2 Points
HEAT: - 1-4= nothing at all,
5=-starting to sense something
6= tongue tingle
7=-numbing lips
8= cough before consuming
9= sweat
10= long lasting pain
11 or above= stomach burning & days of pain OUT OF 10 points
CRISPINESS: soggy (1) medium (2) crunchy (3) OUT OF 3 points
WETNAP FACTOR: (hot saucy is it?)
1= dry to the bone
2= some sauce
3= half dry half sauce
4=saucy
5=drowning OUT OF 5 points
PRICE: How much will it cost???
SIDES: Were there side dishes? veggies (2), fries (5) OUT OF 7 points
WETNAP/NAPKINS: napkins (3) wetnaps (5) OUT OF 7 points
WING NIGHT:
OTHER:
SPECIAL:
TOTAL: 2+10+3+5+7+8= /35
FINAL SCORE: the total out of 35 and a Yea or Nea vote.
Of course, bonus points may be added. Normally, it will look like this:
The NEW SCORE
STYLE:
SAUCES:
SIZE: /2
HEAT: /10
CRISPINESS: /3
WETNAP FACTOR: /5
PRICE:
SIDES: /7
WETNAP/NAPKINS: /8
WING NIGHT:
OTHER/SPECIAL:
TOTAL: /35
FINAL SCORE:
Keeping that in mind, here is how we will be grading each places wings:
The NEW SCORE
STYLE: -so what kind of wings are they?: Buffalo style, gourmet, frozen, pizza, chinese,
experimental, battered etc
SAUCES: -what sauces - hot, medium, bbq etc
SIZE: -Jumbo(2 points) Large(1) Medium (.5) Smal (0) Pidgeon (-1)
OUT OF 2 Points
HEAT: - 1-4= nothing at all,
5=-starting to sense something
6= tongue tingle
7=-numbing lips
8= cough before consuming
9= sweat
10= long lasting pain
11 or above= stomach burning & days of pain OUT OF 10 points
CRISPINESS: soggy (1) medium (2) crunchy (3) OUT OF 3 points
WETNAP FACTOR: (hot saucy is it?)
1= dry to the bone
2= some sauce
3= half dry half sauce
4=saucy
5=drowning OUT OF 5 points
PRICE: How much will it cost???
SIDES: Were there side dishes? veggies (2), fries (5) OUT OF 7 points
WETNAP/NAPKINS: napkins (3) wetnaps (5) OUT OF 7 points
WING NIGHT:
OTHER:
SPECIAL:
TOTAL: 2+10+3+5+7+8= /35
FINAL SCORE: the total out of 35 and a Yea or Nea vote.
Of course, bonus points may be added. Normally, it will look like this:
The NEW SCORE
STYLE:
SAUCES:
SIZE: /2
HEAT: /10
CRISPINESS: /3
WETNAP FACTOR: /5
PRICE:
SIDES: /7
WETNAP/NAPKINS: /8
WING NIGHT:
OTHER/SPECIAL:
TOTAL: /35
FINAL SCORE:
2 comments:
hey my name is phred and I also have a Chicken Wing blog. in january ia ate nothing but Chicken Wings all month long. i plan on doing it again this coming january.
www.ChickenWings08.com
Hey Fred - your Project sounds exciting and I envy your attempt!
Always glad to see another Wing Lover out there!
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