No Sauce Required (but encouraged)
Friday, 17 August 2018
Thursday, 16 August 2018
~ROCKWATER BREW & BBQ is NOW CLOSED - RIP~
I recently found a stash of never before released wing reviews - but really it's just the photos. Back in 2008 I went to visit my friend Amanda in London Ontario. We went to Rockwater Brew & BBQ at the London City Plaza Mall. They closed down years ago and it seems the space was completely gutted (the outside facade was removed) and was chopped up into a Fairweather and other stores.
|not sure where I stole this photo from, probably their website that I can no longer find|
I have a super fuzzy video of the menu with the wing section and this is what I interpret as:
"Our Famous Chicken Wings
Lightly dusted, cedar-fired and skewered.
Served with celery, carrots and blue cheese
dressing on the side.
Wings come in 1lb/skewers
Single Skewer $8.49
Double Skewer $13.49
Wing Add-On $6.25
Choice of Sauce
mild, medium, hot, Bullseye BBQ
honey garlic, caribbean jerk, honey mustard or our own
spicy KYBO Suicide, _____ _____ ____ off (if you can take it)
Choice of Dry Spice
Cajun, Lime & Sea Salt, Tex-Mex
curry or Lemon & Pepper"
My photos are super blurry (bad lighting + no flash to not be embarrassing because food photography in restaurants was not common back then) but based on what I see I'm pretty sure I got 10 hot and 10 Honey Mustard (I can't believe I didn't get the KYBO suicide ... or maybe I did?). I remember them being really big wings, but tough and not that crispy. They did come with veggies and dip. Also, I look huge in that photo.
I don't know why I never finished this review, but here is how it started:
"A couple of years ago I went to London Ontario to go visit some friends. Amanda was working downtown (still does) and on her lunch we met up. We went to the
I recently discovered a cache of Lost Reviews; wing and food reviews I had started to write a review for, but for some reason, never finished. Most are just the photos, and I've lost any notes I may have taken. I thought it would be fun to go back and post these reviews, and my #throwbackthursday seems like the best time to do it.
So come with me back, to the future, and see some wings from a time not so long ago.
Wednesday, 15 August 2018
Season's Pizza in Ottawa's Chinatown has been pretty good at getting their name out there - it's a pizza joint I've seen many times. Before going there for a review I was sure I actually reviewed them years ago, but upon research, I had not. So this pleasant July weekday was just the time.
Located in the heart of Chinatown (because nothing says Chinese like an Italian pizza place run by Lebanese folk), you cannot miss it. Big signs, specials posters, sandwich boards, and banners all proudly declare to folks where to get their pizza fix.
The actual building is a small multi-plex of sorts. Doctor's offices, Muslim grocery store, offices, and Season's. I parked in a spot that might be reserved for the small grocery store and walked around to the front where they have a good sized patio. There is an entrance off the the right, with signs clearly indicating to 'enter' there and not the patio door. I tried the door and it was locked - were they closed? Nope, they want you to enter through the patio door. *shakes head*
I admit I had a bit of judgey-ness before I went in; I was expecting a dirty hole in the wall. Instead I found a super clean and modern-ish pizzeria. There was lots of seating, big photo murals on the wall, and CTV news on the television. There was one staff working and she was doing everything. She was super pleasant.
I looked at the take-out menu to see about the wings - the price was $0.95 (the outdated online menus say $0.75). It also says that the minimum order is 20 wings. That's a bit pricey in the take-out pizza wing game. I asked the pizza lady about the 20 piece minimum but she said I could order as much as I want. So I went with 15. She told me it would be about 10 minutes and I took a little walk.
I came back and pizza lady had my wings ready. The box felt a little heavy, and sloshy which suggested to me a lot of wings and a lot of sauce.
Also I like this trend of using cardboard boces for take-out instead of Styrofoam clam shells.
My first impressions was that the smell was good (fried wings and hot sauce). The wings looked nice and wet, but small and shrivled.
These wings were small. Maybe small medium but mostly small. They were a medium meatiness which is relative to their size. That size was small by the way.
The wings were over fried - which meant the skin was crispy, but in a brittle, hard to eat way. The meat was tough as well. It was a labour to eat each wing.
I got the wings sauced in Hot, which was just Frank's Red Hot. This was ok and the sauce was good, but nothing special. She did put a LOT of sauce on so while they were overcooked, they had lots of sauce to make-up for that fact.
I was not really impressed with these wings. Small, overcooked, but at least they were sauced well. The place was clean and the staff friendly, but the wings are passable. I didn't try the pizza so maybe it's better. But the wings, meh. 5.5/14
725 Somerset Street W Ottawa, ON
Monday, 13 August 2018
Sunday, 12 August 2018
#nonwingsunday = sometimes I might not love myself. Sometimes I make bad decisions. Circle K Hot Dog with Chili & Cheese. It was cheep, the weiners looks good on the little rolly thing, the buns were soft. It was terrible. The weiner was dried out, the bun went stale real quick. The chili was blah, the cheese was ok. I added packet mayo (non refridgerated) did not help. At least the jalapeno & chopped onion was fresh-ish. But the Cherry Coke polar pop was awesome! #lordofthewingsblog #lordofthewings #nonwing #hotdog #chilidog #chili #chilicheesedog #fakefood #badfoodchoices #hatemyself #circlek #apu #homersimpson #ashamed
Saturday, 11 August 2018
Friday, 10 August 2018
It's Friday night, and the mood is right
Going to have some fun, show you how it's done
So, which wing are you reaching for?
- Frozen Baked
- BBQ Smoked
- Breaded Buffalo
- Fried Hot Wing
Let me know in the comments below!
Thursday, 9 August 2018
#tbt to 2006 to wings from The Elephant & Castle in Ottawa (now closed). This was years before I would move to Ottawa (who would have guessed?). The wings were $10 for 1lb (approx 10 wings), deep fried, and only came in hot. The Elephant & Castle closed in 2009 & became The Exchange before rebranding as The EX but that closed in 2013. Now it is a JOEY. Ottawa peeps do you remember these places? Swipe to see more photos & to see the original review go to the blog (lordofthewings.blogspot.com or click link in bio @lotw_wingking ). #lordofthewingsblog #lordofthewings #wings #chickenwings #hotwings #lotwremembers #wingmemories #wingreview #throwbackwings #throwbackthursday #2006 #ottawawings #613wings #rideaucentre #ottawaeats #ottawa #elephantandcastle #theexchange #theex #joeyrideau #ottawarestauranthistory
The wings were decent, but the price point back then it was too high. You can see this review from 2006 HERE.
Wednesday, 8 August 2018
A few weeks ago I posted a meme about eating wings with ketchup :
A few people wrote me and either couldn't believe that someone would put ketchup on their chicken wings. It happens. It's wrong, but it happens. And then I saw this:
I was at a diner the other day and was looking at the Heinz ketchup bottle on the table. Then I flipped it over:
"Spice up your chicken wings ... with Heinz Ketchup!" SPICE UP YOUR CHICKEN WINGS WITH KETCHUP!?!?!? WTF?! #wingcrime
This is not right. First off, Ketchup is not spicy. If anything it's sweet. In fact, 'spices' is the last ingredient on the bottle, and I think they might just mean black pepper. To say you are going to spice up chicken wings with ketchup is just a plain lie.
Second, ketchup does not belong on nuggets, ribs, rice, pasta, or fajitas. Who puts ketchup on rice? I get burgers or fries or meatloaf. I could even let ribs slip if ketchup was in the BBQ sauce, but fajitas? C'mon.
So recap, ketchup has it's place in the world, but not chicken wings.
It was a gorgeous day outside, and I was in the neighbourhood of Carlingwood getting some work done on my car. The area is heavy on industry, auto-shops and commercial development. There aren't a lot of food options, but one of them is Reynolds Restaurant, and my car appointment happily coincided with lunch.
Reynold's is an old house from a neighbourhood from a time long ago (it's the only house in several blocks now, but I'm willing to bet there used to be more over 50 years ago). Inside it looks like, well a diner in someone's house. The place probably hasn't changed in decades, and I don't think customers care. The clientele is a mix of blue collar workers from the various industries surrounding Reynolds, seniors, occasional guys in suits, and randoms like me. The place was packed on this weekday after 11am and I had noticed that the patio was empty and it was beautiful out.
When I went in, I only saw one waitress and she was HUSTLING. She was serving, taking orders, ringing up bills at the register, cleaning. I actually felt a little bad when I asked if I could sit on the patio, and then she said she'd be out in a minute to clean up. I kind of thought I was going to get spit in my food for unintentionally making her do more work, but she was super friendly and looked after me very well - I don't even think she would spit in someone's food even if they were the worst. She said she had to clean up out there because the road construction nearby kicked up a lot of dust.
I was the only one the entire time on the patio which I thought was crazy because it was so beautiful out; sunny, but not humid, clear skies. Specials are out on the front of the deck (wing day was Tuesday, just missed it by a day! but only after 3pm).
The menu is all over the place - it's advertised as Canadian Italian with pasta dishes, but I'm pretty sure it's run by Lebanese folks and they have shawarma on the menu (under exotic sandwiches). You can get steaks, burgers, fish and chips, or hot chicken sandwiches and toasted westerns. I mostly see people getting breakfast dishes here or what they are most known for, club sandwiches.
The first time I came here was because I had read they were the best Club Sandwiches in Ottawa. Quick personal story, when we would go on family vacations as a kid, there were 3 things I used to order all the time: wings (obviously), nachos, and club sandwiches. I love a good club sandwich - it's the combination of chicken, crispy bacon, and mayo. Ohhh, so good. Back to Reynolds, I do believe they just might be the best Club's in Ottawa. Fresh ingredients, packed with good chicken and crispy tasty bacon. But I've never had the wings here, so it was time to try.
I didn't trust that the wings would be very big, or enough, so I also ordered a side of onion rings. I also ordered them just to give some diversity to my meal.
These onion rings were perfection. Per-fec-tion. First, I prefer these classic battered onion rings to the large, breaded rings (which are good too, but this is my preference). Second, they were deep fried just right - biting into them they had a crispy snap, you know when you can hear that crunch? The onion also broke when you took a bite, so that it didn't all come out in a single string, I like that. I added some ketchup and I was just pleased as punch with this side.
Would the wings be as good as the rings?
Wings here come in $9.99 for and order of 10 wings but they also come in 20 or 30 wings. Nothing comes with these wings - no dip, no veggies, no sides. Wing night is Tuesdays after 3pm for $0.35 a wing, or Friday is 10 wings and a 20oz draft beer for $9.99, also after 3pm.
I got 11 wings in my 10 wing order by the way - someone likes me!
The wings were a small to small-medium wings. The photos make them look a bit bigger but they were small. They were also not all that meaty but they were pretty tender chicken, despite being frozen chicken.
The wings are deep fried and are pretty crispy. There's a decent amount of sauce on them and they hold up without getting soggy. Several of the wings must have been damaged at some point before frying because a few of the flats had broken bones, and slashes in the skin that created little canyons as you can see in the photo above.
I ordered Hot wings and they were Frank's Red Hot. Simple, nothing special, but it got the job done. Tasty. They were wet, with not too much sauce, but the flavour was good.
Reynold's kills it in the breakfast and club sandwich games. The wings are just simple - Frank's Red Hot on crispy fried wings. They aren't big, they aren't fresh, but when you are waiting for your car to be repaired, they were the right thing to get. The onion rings were awesome. My waitress was great. I'll be back, but I might just stick to the club & rings unless it's wing night. 8/15
874 Clyde Ave, Ottawa ON
Monday, 6 August 2018
As a life-long Trekker, I am excited at the announcement by Sir Patrick Stewart of his return to TV as Captain Jean Luc Picard. Star Trek has been killing it back on TV with Discovery, so I can't wait to see what this new Picard show will be about. I hope the rest of the crew of The Next Generation will get to join or at least we can see them in guest spots.
Anyway, to honour the new Star Trek: Picard, here are 3 Picard-wing themed memes.
Wing Long & Prosper