I love chicken wings (as you know), and I love a good clean revenge prank. Combining them is, well. brilliant.
What is also amazing about this story is that it's a modern day legend that you hear from other people, except you can actually trace it to the first person. See, I read the story over at uproxx, who read it off of brobible, who got it off of reddit from the person who posted it there. And now I'm telling you.
Here's the original post:
"So I'm a bit of a chilli head. Love my hot sauces. I also love to cook. I also cook my wife a delicious lunch each day, She kept complaining that someone was stealing her lunch every couple of days out of the fridge at work. So I made her some buffalo wings for lunch to put in the fridge, They are really popular with her colleagues But I spiced them up just a little with some Blair's 4am Reserve. (I note you are meant to dilute it with 1 drop per 5 litres of liquid). So I added a couple of drops of Blairs 4am Reserve per wing with nice dusting of Ghost chilli powder for good measure. I did eat a couple to make sure it didn't kill anybody, they were real hot. Even cream doesn't cut the heat: and Ghost chillies keep getting hotter for about 5 minutes. Needless to say just before lunch, there was a shrill from the kitchen, a young male colleague decided to help himself the my wife's lunch which was clearly marked with her name. He ran to the toilet and vomited over and over. Apparently the moans sounded like he was dying. My wife just sat there innocently pretending nothing was wrong. Needless to say she has not lost a single lunch since.
Edit: somebody has a good sence of humour, I thought you might find this related post funny"
I wish I could do this to someone, but my work has a caf, so no one is trying one of my suicide wings. Lucky for them I guess.
NEVER steal someone else's chicken wings. Never. It's not cool, and you will pay.