Showing posts with label Wing Meme. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wing Meme. Show all posts

Monday, 31 May 2021

LOTW Meme Monday = That's On Me I Set The Bar Too Low on Hot Wings

 



Actually my conversation goes more with people who "loooove" chicken wings, but then it turns out they only like drums that are just salt & pepper. Me, I love all kinds. Just not honey garlic.

Monday, 17 May 2021

LOTW Meme Monday = Chicken Wing Shortage Hoarding



 


Hasn't hit here yet, but then again, prices have not been great for a long time ...

Monday, 10 May 2021

LOTW Meme Monday = Khabane Lame Judges you Eating Wings with a Fork

 



The perfect utensil for eating wings ... your hands!!! I've seen people use fork, a fork and knife, I've even seen chopsticks. But if you use anything other than your hands, I guarantee you're leaving meat on the bone ... but then you might be one of those boneless wing folks ...  

This is Khabane Lame, and he is doing some hilarious work on social media taking down all the stupid life hacks that are just ridiculous. 

Tuesday, 4 May 2021

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU - Happy Star Wars Day 2021 with Star Wars Wing Memes!!!

 


"Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Hungry for Wings? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi Buffet would tell you."

 

Happy Star Wars Day!!! Seems like we will never run out of Star Wars, or meme-able quotes. Am I right? Well enjoy some from across the movies/tv:



My hunger for wings will come at you like a pissed of Sith lord! 


This has happened so many times. Often because websites were never updated. Sometimes the waitress just forgot what day it was. One time a waitress had to check the sign out front!



Chicken wings are not for sharing.


As I get older it's getting harder and harder to eat several pounds of wings ... I actually have leftovers in the fridge right now and I'm a bit ashamed.



It's one thing to impress friends and family, but a stranger ... oh boy!



It almost sneaks up on you!



It's just, like, why?!?!?

Quick story: when I was a kid one of my best friends from school was over for dinner and we had wings. Well he hadn't really had wings before and he left them like the picture above. My dad saw the discarded wings in a communal bone bowl and started criticizing me for leaving such a disrespectful amount of meat/skin on the bone not knowing it was my friend. I didn't know what to say. 


Get it, suicide wings, self-destruct? It's a little wing-droid humour.



Bring me more wings!!!


Monday, 26 April 2021

LOTW Meme Monday = The Suicide Squad's Peacemaker Boneless Wing



It's the worst because you have it and really you can't do much about it. Bah! 


I'm not as excited for The Suicide Squad as I was for Suicide Squad, but I'll give it a chance. Just wish I could see it in theatres.

Monday, 19 April 2021

LOTW Meme Monday = Tough Guy Can't Handle Spicy



 Wanh, I have muscles but I can't eat a chicken wing. Baby.

Monday, 5 April 2021

HAPPY FIRST CONTACT DAY - Meme Monday Edition!





Happy First Contact Day! 

What, you don't know about FCD??? Well it marks the historic when on April 5th, 2067, Zephram Cochrane made first contact with an alien species, forever changing Earth's history:




Now to mark that occasion, and the fact that today is Monday, or better yet, LOTW Meme Monday, here is my chicken wing/first contact meme mash up!



PetaQ! 


Do it your you'll get the Vulcan Death Grip!

















Hope you enjoyed - Wing Long & Prosper everyone!

Monday, 8 February 2021

LOTW Meme Monday: The Weekend Superbowl Wing Memes!

 

I didn't watch the 2021 Super Bowl, but all I saw after on social media was The Weekend's meme worthy performance - so here are my contributions:






I can't feel my face when I eat you ...

Tuesday, 2 February 2021

Happy Groundhog Day 2021!!!


 


I was just thinking this holiday is fun but totally ridiculous. I mean, I hope people don't actually believe this. But than again, people aren't following actual science to stop COVID, so, you know.

Either way, stay safe and eat wings for 6 more weeks!

Monday, 1 February 2021

LOTW Meme Monday = Wolf on Wall Street Rookie Wings



 With all the Gamestop stock stuff going on, I thought I turn to a great movie on terrible people to reflect my wing meme today with Mark Hanna's quotes. Enjoy

Friday, 22 January 2021

De-Throned as Lord of the Wings - Bernie Sanders Meme

 



Did you know every time Sanders makes chicken wings he ALWAYS asks after if you can "feel the Bern?!?!"

Monday, 18 January 2021

LOTW Meme Mondays: 2021 - Here we go again







 

So, here we are in 2021 and things are still not going well. Some people seem to think the calendar change into a new year would some how magically wipe away all the terrible of 2020. But it hasn't. 

Here in Ontario where I am, we are on our second Provincial Emergency, and things are in an extended lockdown. We were in one already since December, but now it's longer and a bit more strict. Too many people are still getting COVID and more people are dying. I know I joke about not getting to eat wings, but I do take this pandemic seriously and am seriously pissed off at those that don't. I'm feeling for the front line workers; the emergency workers, the restaurant workers, the grocery store workers, small business owners all who are all out there facing the possibility of getting COVID any day. I also feel for those that are struggling to pay the bills, with mental health, with their safety all because of the pandemic. All because people will not be safe or take the necessary precautions. 

Me? I'm doing ok. My family and I are safe and doing well. My day job is shut down (not essential) but I have been busy with all sorts of stuff. For many months I've been not engaged with Lord of the Wings, but I'm hoping that with a continued lock-down into February, I can get back to a) putting up posts from 2020 b) keep on regular posting for 2021 c) keep on keeping on.

What ever happens, I'm hoping you and yours are staying safe.


Wing Long & Propser
Lord of the Wings

Monday, 21 September 2020

LOTW Meme Monday = $0.10 Wing Nights? Sure Grandma ...






 

Do remember that? Do you remember wing nights at all?!?!?

Monday, 17 August 2020

Monday, 10 August 2020

LOTW Meme Mondays = Axios Wing Interview


 


It is what it is, I guess.


Stupid is what it is.