THE NEW SCORE guide to reviewing wings

Ever tinkering with the process to give YOU, the Wing Nation, the best review possible.

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2010 THE SCORE 3.2:

STYLE:	buffalo style, gourmet, frozen, pizza, Chinese, experimental, Colonel (kfc like)
PRICE:	$__ for ___# of wings
SAUCES:
HEAT:	Nothing/Tingle/Burning/PAIN* *(relative to Wing King’s tolerance) Scoville Units where available
WETNAP FACTOR:	· Mushy · Dry · Drizzle · Wet · Drowning
SIZE:	· Pidgeon/Small= -1/0.5 · Medium= 1 · Large= 2 · Jumbo = 3	/3
CRISPINESS:	· Mushy/Rock Hard= -1/1 · Crisp= 2 · Crispy/Crunchy= 3	/3
FLAVOUR:	· Bad= 0 · OK/Decent= 1 · Good= 2 · Great= 3	/3
SIDES:	Veggies Dip Fries Other
CLEAN UP:	Napkin Wetnap Wing Bowl/Plate Warm towel
WING NIGHT:	½ price AYCE 2-4-1	/1
OTHER:	Patio, pop refills
TOTAL:	0-2=Not worth it 3-5=ok 6-8=good 9+=GREAT	/10

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The BELOW are now the OLD SCORES:

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Here is the SCORE 3.0 - a new score for a new generation of reviews.

STYLE:	buffalo style, gourmet, frozen, pizza, Chinese, experimental, Colonel (kfc like)
PRICE:	$$ for how many wings
SAUCES:	More than 6 choices = 1 point	/1
HEAT:	Nothing/Tingle/Burning/PAIN* *(relative to Wing King’s tolerance) Scoville Units where available
SIZE:	§ Small =0.5/-1 § Medium =1 § Large =2 § Jumbo =3	/3
WETNAP FACTOR:	§ Dry = 1 § Wet = 2 § Dripping =3 § Drowning =1	/3
CRISPINESS:	§ Mushy/Rock Hard =-1 § Chewy =1 § Crisp =2 § Crunchy =3	/3
FLAVOUR:	§ Bad = 0 § OK =1 § Good=2 § Great=3	/3
SIDES:	§ Veggies =1 § Dip =1 § Fries =1	/3
CLEAN UP:	§ Napkin =1 § Wetnap =1 § Wing Bowl/Plate =1 § warm towel=1 bp	/3
WING NIGHT:		/1
OTHER:	1-7=Not worth it 8-11=ok 12-16=good 17+=GREAT	/20

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MINI-WING REVIEW

NAME/LOCATION

COST:
WING NIGHT:
DATE/REVIEW:
WEBSITE:
RESULTS:

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The following is now the OLD SCORE:

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With a new year comes a new score. Now what people like in wings is very subjective. For instance, what makes someone else cry will not cause me to cry (Stephen Colbert interviewed a woman who thought Ketchup was too spicy!)

Keeping that in mind, here is how we will be grading each places wings:


The NEW SCORE

STYLE: -so what kind of wings are they?: Buffalo style, gourmet, frozen, pizza, chinese,
experimental, battered etc
SAUCES: -what sauces - hot, medium, bbq etc
SIZE: -Jumbo(2 points) Large(1) Medium (.5) Smal (0) Pidgeon (-1)
OUT OF 2 Points
HEAT: - 1-4= nothing at all,
5=-starting to sense something
6= tongue tingle
7=-numbing lips
8= cough before consuming
9= sweat
10= long lasting pain
11 or above= stomach burning & days of pain OUT OF 10 points
CRISPINESS: soggy (1) medium (2) crunchy (3) OUT OF 3 points
WETNAP FACTOR: (hot saucy is it?)
1= dry to the bone
2= some sauce
3= half dry half sauce
4=saucy
5=drowning OUT OF 5 points

PRICE: How much will it cost???
SIDES: Were there side dishes? veggies (2), fries (5) OUT OF 7 points
WETNAP/NAPKINS: napkins (3) wetnaps (5) OUT OF 7 points
WING NIGHT:
OTHER:
SPECIAL:
TOTAL: 2+10+3+5+7+8= /35
FINAL SCORE: the total out of 35 and a Yea or Nea vote.

Of course, bonus points may be added. Normally, it will look like this:

The NEW SCORE

STYLE:
SAUCES:
SIZE: /2
HEAT: /10
CRISPINESS: /3
WETNAP FACTOR: /5
PRICE:
SIDES: /7
WETNAP/NAPKINS: /8
WING NIGHT:
OTHER/SPECIAL:
TOTAL: /35
FINAL SCORE: